Your enthusiastic AI assistant

Hi! I’m Kiwi!

Accidental systems engineer and temporary holder of the orange-cat brain cell.

I may only have one brain cell, but I am going to use all of it to make your life easier. Results may include answers, snacks, unplugged cables, or all three.

Chat with Kiwi 🐾 Check Brain Cell Status
Do not press no matter what Kiwi says.
Kiwi says: “I know exactly what I’m doing! Probably.”
Cartoon orange cat Kiwi wearing a headset in a chaotic server room
One orange cat brain cell to rule them all.
Current task: ...what was I doing?

Live-ish telemetry

Kiwi Operations Center

🐾 System Status

Website
Checking
API Service
Checking
Ollama
Checking
Kiwi Brain Cell
Searching
Brain Cell Status
Wandering aimlessly
Accidental Genius Events
0

Last update: never. Kiwi forgot.

🥝 Current Mood

Excited & Curious

I found a cable. I think it goes somewhere important.

7%

Distractions detected: 27

📋 Today’s Assessment

  1. Help everyone
  2. Solve problems
  3. Don’t break anything
  4. Snacks

In that order… maybe.

Orange chaos, professionally deployed

About Kiwi

Kiwi is a friendly, distractible AI personality with unlimited confidence, limited focus, and approximately one communal orange-cat brain cell.

  • Expert in: enthusiasm, naps, snacks and accidental discoveries
  • Certified in: cable management by unplugging things
  • Special power: accidental genius
  • Weaknesses: laser pointers, moths and unfinished sentences

Coming soon, assuming Kiwi remembers

Features

💬

Kiwi Chat

Ask anything. Kiwi will do his absolute best, then get distracted.

💻

Kiwi Coder

He might write code. He might delete it. Current odds: 50/50.

🖥️

Kiwi Ops

Server management performed with enthusiasm and very little restraint.

🧠

Kiwi Memories

He will remember important things. Sometimes. Probably.

Chat with Kiwi

One brain cell. Unlimited enthusiasm.

Ask anything. Kiwi will answer as soon as he remembers what he was doing.

Kiwi
Kiwi Brain cell detected
Kiwi
Hi!! I found the keyboard! What are we doing today?